Welcome To The Stacks of Evil
At LAST, I have been accepted by an accredited library institution and can begin to achieve my dream of becoming the most evil librarian supervillain of all time. Exxxcellent.
If you would like to become one of my loyal minions, please click the “subscribe to this site by email” button below the comment space, and watch for your dastardly assignments! Here in the Stacks of Evil, you can join me each week for new perfidious plots, villainous news, Wicked Vocab of the Day, and best of all, lists of delightful books to read under the covers with a flashlight after your mother has already told you to go to sleep.
And remember, NEVER dog ear any pages, or this book will be your FACE.
-The (Evil) Librarian
I’m signing up solely because you listed cute fluffy kittens as a nemesis. Let’s see some books lists. Preferably presented to us in song. Dr. Horrible has nothing on you.
BRILLIANT!!!!!
THERE!…you HAPPY now!?!
I wants updates and I wants them now.
This. Is. Awesome.
I have subscribed! May I be Minion #6?
add me to your list!
I hate people who dogear books. >:( Bookmarks exist for a reason!
AWESOME!
Please, evil librarian, can I have some more?
Ooohh…. looking forward to Wicked Vocab of the Day.
The world needs more evil (and otherwise!) librarians!
I want to subscribe, please!
May your (evil) literary army grow mighty.
One day I will get to be a librarian – and I’ll be an evil one too!
Could you explain why cute fluffy kittens are nemeses? Cat’s are probably one of the most evil creatures on the planet. It’s why I like them.
I agree to everything else though.
One threw up in my bubble bath. Now they all must pay.
So glad to have stumbled across this site. Awesomes!!
I’m not willing to be a minion but I’m open to any evil plans for creating an army of my teenage students…
Funniest thing I’ve read in a long while!
super
I’m in!
I wish to join the ranks of minions and assist you in your evil plans for world domination. I can handle the college student quadrant.
I have to sign up, in spite of the kitten nemesis angle. I don’t know how you could hate that wittle face, but I suppose the kitten backlash was probably inevitable. More book lists now, please.
Minion, ready to start minioning…
I look forward to partaking in plots to overthrow all things bothersome to librarians, particularly Qwest.
Love it…I want to be one of your minions! How do I share your blog with my firends and link to my website?
Love your sarcasm and wit!
I love this website!! Thanks for your evil awesomeness.
I love your sense of humor
awesome.
Your article about the worst bodice rippers had me howling! I’ve read a lot of those years ago, and still have my copy of “A Pirate’s Love” by Johanna Lindsey. Tristan is one of the worst romantic heroes ever.
“Also, you know what I hate? Sword and sheath metaphors. That crap has gotta stop.” Count me as a minion!
This site is zombie-shift-cool!
Your blog is wonderful! I loved the Left-Handed Irish Test Part One especially, but you are hilarious AND have good taste in literature.
GOOD SITE